I was sitting in my house alone as usual when an idea stuck my mind! Why don't I just invent some smart juice that I can drink and it will make me be less dumb, then my designs will be the best and not terrible!
I set out to invent this drink by mixing different things together and drinking them, I tried drinking sprite mixed with water, then coke mixed with soap, then laundry detergent mixed with ants, then I tried mixing pen ink with hot sauce and last but not least was bleach and gasoline. Unfortunately none of those mixtures worked and I had to go to the hospital :(
The doctors said I probably only have a few years left to live cause of all the stuff I was drinking, so that's not good, but ill keep my head up and just keep designing away! Ill probably try and invent food that will make me smarter cause the drink thing didn't really work out.
I now have a lot of debt cause of the medical bills and am pretty sad cause the doctors said the stuff I was drinking only made me dumber less good at designs.
When I was in the hospital I tried to show the doctors and nurses some of my cool designs but they all just laughed and ended up trying to get me baker acted, awfully rude of them considering I was being nice and showing them designs I've never shown anybody before!
To everyone reading this I recommend you don't go to the hospital cause they are just a bunch of rude jerks that will call you silly and dumb.