Hey there fellow design enthusiasts! My name is Jake and I'm the founder of "Jake's Dumb Designs". As you know, our company is all about highlighting the dumbest designs in the world, and boy, do we have a lot to choose from!
Now, you may be wondering, "Jake, how do you have so much time to find all these dumb designs?" Well, my friend, the answer is simple: I don't have any friends! That's right, being a loner has its perks, especially when it comes to designing.
While most people are out socializing and making friends, I'm at home with my trusty computer and a never-ending supply of energy drinks. I can spend hours upon hours designing, sketching, and coming up with the dumbest ideas imaginable. And let me tell you, it is really dumb!
Because I have no friends, I don't have any distractions or obligations or enjoyment! I can work on my designs whenever I want, for as long as I want. I don't have to worry about meeting up with anyone or canceling plans because I have none. Nope, it's just me and my designs, and thats really all Ive got going on with me.