Dumb Juice Mug

Use this mug for drinking Dumb Juice or enjoying a nice cup of Smart Juice if I end up inventing it.

• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Made in China by small children, probably

Things that can be drunk with this mug include:
- Water
- Milk
- Soda
- Dumb Juice
- Smart Juice (pending me inventing it)

Things that can be drunk with this mug, but you might get in trouble include:
- Lean
- Purple Drink
- Bleach
- Gasoline
- Warm Milk

Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.